High School Creep Douche:
This is another user submission, sent to the lovely home of Your Boyfriend Is A Douchebag:
“This is Daniel. He broke up with me over text message. He drives a sports bike without a license and shows off to the high school kids like he’s some hot-shot. He got fired from his managerial job at the mall for “being a dick.” He got kicked out of college for drug use and got kicked out of his house. He’s now living with his friend, and got in a fight with his friend and his friend’s single mom when they asked him to pay rent and he refused. He also thinks his new muscles and metal face make him the hottest thing around.”
Number one, creeping around high school after you’ve graduated is exceedingly creepy. I don’t think I’m the only one who was happy to get out of there, and never in my right mind would I ever go back to that fucking cesspool by will.
Number two, refusing to pay rent to people who have graciously taken you in when you’re down on your luck is probably the epitome of the word “Douchebag.”
Done.