Oh, Ben Roethlisberger. Where do I begin?
Let’s see. For starters, you apparently just cornered some girl in a club bathroom and had your way with her. That’s awesome, bro. Way to go. Definitely shows your manliness when you can have your way with a girl when you physically overpower her more than 2 to 1.
Not to mention your face looks like a pigs ass covered in shaved off beard remains.
I don’t know what else to say, other than, Ben Roethlisberger, you are a huge douchebag.
An epic douchebag.
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