This submission comes to us from email:
“I’m submitting this on behalf of my best friend,
This douchebag tried to get with her for months, she finally gave in and the two started dating. She was whipped out of her mind, he literally had her on a leash. Everywhere we went, he was checking up on her, appearing out of nowhere. One night, she was drunk at my house, he picked her up and basically coerced her into giving him head in his shitty little car which was parked distinctly overlooking our school’s football feild because, “he’s an amazing lineman, and good at everything he does.” Towards the end of the relationship, the kid didnt have enough balls to break up with her, he avoided going to parties just because SHE was going to be there and told all of her friend, as well as his that they were broken up, before actually telling her. All of this happened because he wanted to persue a girl who looked like a fat pug, that he was talking to throughout their relationship and would fuck him.John Barnable run around school and acts like he’s “the shit.” He think every girl wants him and the guys want to be him, when in reality, everyone thinks hes a “fat sow.” When he wants to get out of something he’s done, he says, “…but I play football,” as if it actually means something. He also thinks he’s a good wrestler, but yet I’ve been to most of the matches, he hasn’t won yet.
Grade A Football Player Douchebag.”
Couldn’t agree with you more.
Verdict: Oversized douche nozzle.
