Another fun and games email submission that I missed when it was sent in! Luckily I found it.
“I am dating a wonderful guy right now (thank god.) but before mr.right I dated this clown. His name is Dan. When I dated him he cheated on me twice, took advantage of my friend while she was heavily intoxicated, and kept asking my other friends if they would like to ‘hang out’ with him alone. He does little talent shows and open mic nights at his school. He thinks he is an undiscovered talent to some emo band. He straightens his hair, he spends more time in the mirror than me, and whenever he paid for me he complained. Now he is currently dating girls around the age of 13 or 14 and he is almost 18 years old. Oh, and he also sends random girls pictures of himself nude I heard. He thinks he is a upcoming star, I personally think he is a upcoming douche. I am embarrassed to say I used to date him.”
Dating underage girls? Classy. Dating girls so underage it’s literally illegal? Priceless.
