This comes from an email titled “ASIAN DOUCHE ALERT”. Color me interested.
Inside is this heartfelt description of the douche in question:
“This is my douchebag of an ex boyfriend. he broke up with me for NO REASON after a year of dating and saying he loved me and all this bull shit every day. whatever.. he just turned 18 but he still looks like a fucking 12 year old.”
So that’s pretty douchey, but so is taking pictures of yourself NAKED. Especially when you have the physique of a 12 year old Taiwanese factory worker. Put your tongue back in your mouth, you’re not a dog.
P.S., John Mayer has the whole peace sign thing on lock.
Douche. Bag.
