Sometimes the simplest explanations are the best. This two-liner was sent in via email:
“32 year old “DJ” claims he is 25 and worldwide.
Lives upstairs in his fathers house and wears grillz.”I don’t even know where to start with this one. First of all, lying about your age is a tactic reserved for women, and teenagers. Unfortunately, the douchebag in question is neither of those things, so shaving 7 years off of your age to seem more “edgy” is not okay. Neither is wearing grillz. He’s not of the appropriate age (if there even is one) to wear a “grill”, nor is he black, which seems to be a pretty powerful prerequisite as well. But most of all, if you are a “worldwide DJ”, do you really end your wordy travels by going back to your dad’s house? Come on, man.
You’re a douchebag.
