Your Boyfriend Is a Douchebag.

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Continuing the seeming series of “celebrities who at one time looked like complete douchebags”, is Carrot Top.

This guy used to be funny. Funny looking, yeah, but also just genuinely funny. He did those AT&T collect commercials and stuff, and that was cool.

Then he dropped off the map, showed up a few years later, and looked like the hulk’s redheaded bastard child, and does extremely rudimentary Las Vegas comedy shows. He looks like Danny Bondauce. What the fuck, man.

What happened to this Carrot Top?



You were funny dude, but you’ve forced me to do it.

Verdict: Carrot Top has become a Douche Nozzle.

Continuing the seeming series of “celebrities who at one time looked like complete douchebags”, is Carrot Top.

This guy used to be funny. Funny looking, yeah, but also just genuinely funny. He did those AT&T collect commercials and stuff, and that was cool.

Then he dropped off the map, showed up a few years later, and looked like the hulk’s redheaded bastard child, and does extremely rudimentary Las Vegas comedy shows. He looks like Danny Bondauce. What the fuck, man.

What happened to this Carrot Top?

You were funny dude, but you’ve forced me to do it.

Verdict: Carrot Top has become a Douche Nozzle.