WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, JOHN MAYER?
I’m glad to see that you have since toned it down, seeing as you’ve grown up a lot since this picture was taken, i’m sure, but man, I would have never taken you for the type to take the “peace sign in the mirror with the BAPE hoodie” picture.
at least now you look like this:

So i can like your music without thinking you believe you’re the only white member of the wu-tang clan.
We’ll call this John Mayer: Reformed ex-douchebag.