We received this douchebag via email this afternoon, and he was just too good to pass up. This is the backstory:
“This is a special kind of douche, who fancies himself a photographer, and takes pics of his GF with her thong yanked up her butt and acts like thats a classy photo people should be impressed with. He also likes to take Douchebag photos of himself WHILE DRIVING in his chick glasses. He likes to say “Im not gay, Im METRO. Thats why they call me Metro Mike” We call it DOOOOUUUUCCCHHHHEEE He is a certain special type of douche who lets his exwife pay his rent while he lives with his new gf from the bar for 6 months, then moves in with his exwifes parents after shit goes south with the new bar gf. Oh and she also paid his truck payment, and several other large sums of cash over the 9 years since theyve been married. (while he lived with her parents for years after she was long gone and owes them thousands too) Then he gets a new douchey gf (thong girl) who promotes him shitting on and ignoring his family, as well as his ex who has been friends with him since they got divorced at 20. Oh lastly… the camera he used for all these his exwife bought him, AFTER they got divorced. Hopefully you think hes as big of a douchebag as we do. =)”
Oh, I think we can agree on this one. Verdict: Douche.
