I don’t even know where to begin. The chin strap facial hair, the sunglasses inside, there’s too many things to choose from. I think what did it for me was the picture with the kid. You can’t do a thug face when taking a picture with a toddler. You don’t look “hard”. You look like your kid just shit himself and you’re mad about it. Way to go, thug douche.
I will never understand what causes grown men to think that wearing rhinestone encrusted t-shirts and trucker hats is attractive or desirable. But nonetheless, they’re here for our viewing pleasure.
ah yes. the asian douchebag, a very rare breed.
This particular one seems to like alcohol alot.
And assaulting gay men in public.
(found on: myspace.com)
Ghetto douche. But what’s particularly awesome about this one is on his myspace, is this picture:
With a caption that says: “NEW WHIP HATE ON IT BITCHEZ”
Mmmmm. Nice.
(found on: myspace.com)
Old School Douche:
Ah, yes. Nick Carter. Douchiest of the Backdoor Backstreet Boys. The only proper way to commemorate such a level of douche is with this super awesome Nick Carter background wallpaper that I imagine some 13 year old made in Microsoft Paint. cool.
(thanks to horribly innacurate google search results for this one. and wikipedia)
vampire douchebag.
kristen stewart, your boyfriend is a complete toolbag.
Dallas well represented on hotchickswithdouchebags. Amazing.
not only is she orange, she’s wearing a push-up bra under her bikini. in a messy bathroom. and making duckface. oh yeah, girl, this whole thing just SCREAMS sexy.
from the good people at antiduckface.com
