WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, JOHN MAYER?
I’m glad to see that you have since toned it down, seeing as you’ve grown up a lot since this picture was taken, i’m sure, but man, I would have never taken you for the type to take the “peace sign in the mirror with the BAPE hoodie” picture.
at least now you look like this:
So i can like your music without thinking you believe you’re the only white member of the wu-tang clan.
We’ll call this John Mayer: Reformed ex-douchebag.
The lipstick on your chest doesn’t mean you have “game”, bro.
My douche-dar is beeping off the charts.
I couldn’t agree more.
(via refinery29)
This one is pretty textbook. Classic fake tan, sunglasses, duck face.
But the most damning piece of evidence? His name is Chaunce.
Not Chance.
Chaunce.
Case closed.
And now for a celebrity douchebag:
Guy Fieri.
He was on the food channel, and did some shows where he acted really douchy while talking about food.
And he did TGI Friday’s commercials. Which made me want to rip my eyes out with spoons.
Nice frosted tips, Backstreet Boy.
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does this need an explanation?
nice underwear. did you steal them from a toddler?
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Maybe it’s just me, but I’m pretty sure this is the douchebag version of Jafar from Aladdin.
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