Your Boyfriend Is a Douchebag.

Dec 12

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Dec 11

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Nov 30

Here’s another fun email submission: “I attached a photo of my douchebag ex-boyfriend and his buddies. He fooled around with multiple girls while we were dating. He’s the second one from the left, looking extra douchebaggie with his little mowhawk. I’d love it if you could post this to the site.” your wish is my command.

Here’s another fun email submission: “I attached a photo of my douchebag ex-boyfriend and his buddies. He fooled around with multiple girls while we were dating. He’s the second one from the left, looking extra douchebaggie with his little mowhawk. I’d love it if you could post this to the site.”

your wish is my command.

Nov 28

Hello, douche trio.

Hello, douche trio.

Nov 26

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow douchebag haters.

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow douchebag haters.

Nov 23

Nice face, bro. All this guy needs is a Von DutchDouche trucker hat. Bonus points for the greased back hair and the “this is totally casual with my hand in my pocket” picture pose. Douche. Bag.

Nice face, bro. All this guy needs is a Von DutchDouche trucker hat. Bonus points for the greased back hair and the “this is totally casual with my hand in my pocket” picture pose.

Douche. Bag.

Nov 20

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Nov 16

Continuing the seeming series of “celebrities who at one time looked like complete douchebags”, is Carrot Top. This guy used to be funny. Funny looking, yeah, but also just genuinely funny. He did those AT&T collect commercials and stuff, and that was cool. Then he dropped off the map, showed up a few years later, and looked like the hulk’s redheaded bastard child, and does extremely rudimentary Las Vegas comedy shows. He looks like Danny Bondauce. What the fuck, man. What happened to this Carrot Top? You were funny dude, but you’ve forced me to do it. Verdict: Carrot Top has become a Douche Nozzle.

Continuing the seeming series of “celebrities who at one time looked like complete douchebags”, is Carrot Top.

This guy used to be funny. Funny looking, yeah, but also just genuinely funny. He did those AT&T collect commercials and stuff, and that was cool.

Then he dropped off the map, showed up a few years later, and looked like the hulk’s redheaded bastard child, and does extremely rudimentary Las Vegas comedy shows. He looks like Danny Bondauce. What the fuck, man.

What happened to this Carrot Top?

You were funny dude, but you’ve forced me to do it.

Verdict: Carrot Top has become a Douche Nozzle.